Category : General

You couldn’t possibly hate ESPN as much as this guy. He’s come up with a lot of creative ways to kill Chris Berman. (Spotted on Deadspin.)Read More

…and that appears to make a grand total of one person in the St. Louis Rams organization who wants Mike Martz to return to his old job. Granted, it’s kind of hard to fire someone who’s on disability leave, but the Rams look like they’re going to give that a try. The whole soap opera […]Read More

The NFL has come forward and admitted to Mike Holmgren and the Seattle Seahawks that referee Larry Nemmers may have made mistakes in that Seahawks-Giants game. It seems that Jeremy Shockey’s 2nd quarter TD, in which he was knocked loopy as his second foot was coming down, and Amani Toomer’s 4th quarter back-of-the-end-zone grab may not have […]Read More

Dear Senator Specter, Why are you wasting your time and ours discussing the T.O. situation? Don’t you have some right-wing nutjobs to confirm as federal judges, or some impressionable young interns to bang or something? Regards, Football fans everywhereRead More

Updated 11/29/2005. Seed Team Record Div. Conf. 1 Indianapolis Colts 11-0 4-0 9-0 2 Denver Broncos 9-2 3-0 6-1 3 Cincinnati Bengals 8-3 3-1 5-3 4 New England Patriots 6-5 2-0 4-4 5 Jacksonville Jaguars 8-3 2-1 6-2 6 Pittsburgh Steelers 7-4 3-1 6-4 — San Diego Chargers 7-4 2-1 5-2 — Kansas City Chiefs […]Read More

Updated 11/29/2005. Seed Team Record Div. Conf. 1 Seattle Seahawks 9-2 5-0 8-1 2 Chicago Bears 8-3 3-0 7-1 3 Carolina Panthers 8-3 1-1 5-2 4 Dallas Cowboys 7-4 3-1 6-2 5 New York Giants 7-4 2-1 6-3 6 Tampa Bay Buccanneers 7-4 1-1 5-3 — Atlanta Falcons 7-4 1-1 4-3 — Minnesota Vikings 6-5 […]Read More

My friend Victor is somewhere in the Hoosier Dome nosebleed seats. He’s got a rolled up sign that reads, “Dear Mr. Shula: You’re welcome.” Something tells me he’s not going to be able to roll that out tonight. Another friend of mine up there called me and told me that obstructed-view seats were going for […]Read More

Bill Cowher called an onside kick to start the half. The Colts recovered on the Steelers’ 37. Then they scored a touchdown. Nice one, Bill. Did Matt Millen call that one in for you during halftime? Early in the 3rd, the Colts are up, 23-7.Read More

Want to see something really sad? Jerome Bettis: 6 carries, 9 yards. Duce Staley: 2 carries, 4 yards. Willie Parker: 4 carries, 0 yards. So yeah, the Colts are geared up to stop the run. Their pass rush is really jacked up tonight, too. Everyone on that defense seems to be getting tackles right when […]Read More

My friend Albert came in midway through the half. He came bearing gifts… I need to find a good place to display these.Read More