No, that wasn’t Jamal Lewis in The Longest Yard. He’s actually in prison. Lewis’ coaches and teammates say he’s holding up very well, but then again, they don’t have to toss anyone’s salad. Of course, Lewis could very well be sheltered from all of that. Even lifers might be a little frightened of Ray Lewis and his […]Read More

There is no such thing as an objective media. No matter what journalism school teaches people about being non-biased and just presenting the facts, every writer brings his own belief system to his writing. Take this CBS Sportsline article. Please. Here’s how it starts… The Greatest Of All Time wants to finish his career as a […]Read More

Reuben Droughns used to run the football fields of Mile Hiiiiigh. Then the word was sent down. He was traded to the Browns. He started then, and he’ll start now. Reuben Drooooooooughns! Yee-hah!Read More

Say what you will about Todd Sauerbrun — I sure do — but even with all of his issues with steroids and meat loaf, he probably doesn’t team up with goons to attack autograph seekers. Then again, how many kickers get autograph hounds chasing after them?Read More

I recorded the 60 Minutes report tonight on Dr. James Shortt and the steroid prescriptions he wrote for several Carolina Panthers, including punter Todd Sauerbrun and a couple of linemen. I’ll have more to say about it after reviewing it a few times. For now, all I’ll say is this… What the fuck could possess a punter to want to bulk […]Read More

In a desperate attempt to keep this blog semi-relevant at the end of March, when the rest of the general public is eagerly awaiting Daylight Savings Time and cursing their NCAA Tournament brackets (Vermont!? Bucknell!? Jesus H. Christ…), I’ve added a couple of off-season links to the right-hand menu: 1.) The Player Tracker serves up a full […]Read More

You were enough of a prick when you beat the Panthers on Jan. 2. Unless you have some actual proof that someone besides Steve Courson used steroids while playing for the Steelers in the 1970s, shut your piehole.Read More

As reported by AP: David Little, a durable linebacker for the Pittsburgh Steelers who was voted to the Pro Bowl in 1990, died while weightlifting at home in Miami. He was 46. Little played his entire 12-year career in Pittsburgh after he was drafted out of Florida in the seventh round in 1981. He started […]Read More

Last week, the Pittsburgh Steelers restructured the contract of left tackle Marvel Smith so that they could free up about $2.5 million in salary cap space. Reports out of Pittsburgh indicate that this money will be used either to sign draft picks or restricted free agents. If that’s all the room they have, it’s no wonder they […]Read More

Is it just me, or does the Human Torch bear a strange resemblance to Ben Roethlisberger?Read More