Joe Plumber, manager of N’gog we trust 4evra. So long as you don’t leave Andy Carroll to Jonny Evans, ya know?
For finishing top of a table with more than 200 entries, Joe will receive a $100 gift certificate to SoccerPro.com, which has licensed jerseys for all the big European clubs and MLS clubs, plus plenty of gear for players. Congratulations, Joe.
And where was I during all this?
Yep, there I am, comfortably mid-table but not even close to getting a whiff of the top — kind of like Everton, except I waited until after the start of the calendar year to take my title-costing tumble. I’m happy with a top-50 finish this year, though. Keeping up with this team for 38 rounds is a lot tougher than keeping up with the World Cup for month.
Or keeping up with the Champions League….
There’s one more prize on offer, folks. Stay tuned.