“So, is your brother seeing anyone?”

Spotted this silly little tidbit in Peter King’s Monday Morning QB column today:

Recently, Eli Manning and his girlfriend were with some some Giants pals at a nightspot in New York. An eligible bacholerette noticed the soft-spoken rookie. Said bachelorette wedged herself between Eli and his main squeeze and made conversation for a while. Nothing else, just conversation.

Paris Hilton.

The girlfriend looked steamed, I am told.

Kind of reminds you of when Memo Paris met Roy Hobbs in The Natural, doesn’t it?

Then again, Roy Hobbs was actually succeeding in New York before he crossed paths with Memo Paris, and it’s hard to imagine Eli’s QB rating — currently a rancid 33.7 — getting any lower than it is now…

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