Yesterday, I came down with a most unpleasant cold bug. Then I went to a doctor who told me that I couldn’t drink orange juice to drown that bug. So I’ve spent most of the day hopped up on Benadryl — a drug which, last I checked, does not cause you to punch your teammate in the eye and cause him to sue you for $3.8 million.
Supposedly, we’re going to find out once and for all if Bill Romanowski took steroids. He’s one of BALCO’s top clients, right up there with Barry Bonds and Jason Giambi. Who knew the cream and the clear were that pricey?