September 24, 2020
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Patriots’ receivers are boring

Now the story coming out of Jacksonville is that New England’s wide receivers are flying under the radar.

Duh! They don’t say anything. They’re Belichekian robots, just like the rest of them. Unless Tom Brady is throwing them something, they hide from the spotlight and scurry off like cockroaches into the crevices of the world and never show their faces. The sheer amount of prodding they probably needed to do that Sirius ad with Brady and John Madden must have been epic.

The New England Patriots have all the personality of a tree kangaroo. No wonder I’m so bored this week…

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