God looks after idiots

“What a lot of people don’t realize is that I’ve been doing a lot of rehab on my own, a lot of healing on my own, but spiritually God is healing me, and I’m way ahead of where a lot of people expect me to be, even the doctor. He’s even shocked at what he’s seen. Spiritually, I’ve been healed, and I believe that I’ll be out there on that field Sunday, regardless of what anyone says.”

-Terrell Owens, who predicts heĀ will be ready for Super Bowl XXXIX.

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