End of regulation: Broncos 21, Cowboys 21

Yes, definitely a better game. Too bad I was zonked out on tryptophan during most of the 2nd half. That’s football on Thanksgiving, though. Millions of American men missed most of the good parts today because they ate all that turkey and dozed off on the sofa. It’s tradition.

Bill Parcells looks like he ate bad cranberries.

Oh, and Bonnie Bernstein is hot biscuits in HD. That’s more than I can say for Leslie Visser, who really ought to sue her plastic surgeon. Turkey makes me really shallow, doesn’t it?

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